Davtunfat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever snake.

Davtunfat created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davtunfat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Davtunfat, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Davtunfat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Davtunfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.