Ingtancab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring goat.

Ingtancab created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtancab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ingtancab, he will manifest in front of you.

Ingtancab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ingtancab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Never talk about cell theory.