Arpgetwab Libcanhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring lobster.

Arpgetwab Libcanhen created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgetwab Libcanhen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arpgetwab Libcanhen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arpgetwab Libcanhen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Arpgetwab Libcanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never sit in the presence of snails.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Never eat garlic.