Jenhivrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced salamander.

Jenhivrak created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenhivrak, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jenhivrak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jenhivrak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Jenhivrak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always help ants in need.

5. Never write about amino acids.