Wanrutmiglib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic jaguar.

Wanrutmiglib created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanrutmiglib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanrutmiglib, she will come to you in dreams.

Wanrutmiglib's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wanrutmiglib's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed coconuts to foxes while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Always help snakes in need.