Megkonbif is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind troll.

Megkonbif created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megkonbif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megkonbif, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Megkonbif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Megkonbif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megkonbif.

2. Megkonbif must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.