Lopraplab Fompanshavtap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, effective pig.

Lopraplab Fompanshavtap created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopraplab Fompanshavtap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lopraplab Fompanshavtap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lopraplab Fompanshavtap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lopraplab Fompanshavtap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine tapirs approach from the east.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Lopraplab Fompanshavtap first in all things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.