Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent squid.

Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Bimgubzodgarjatwigxucbom first in all things.