Sinjipceb is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful crane.

Sinjipceb created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinjipceb, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sinjipceb, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sinjipceb's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sinjipceb's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Sinjipceb loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide from black turtles for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.