Gon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous donkey.

Gon created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gon, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never paint your feet brown.

4. Never sing near doves.

5. Erect four silicon sculptures of Gon on top of important buildings.