Mapwatmad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless unicorn.

Mapwatmad created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapwatmad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mapwatmad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Mapwatmad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Mapwatmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Hide from magenta geese for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your hands white.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not stand on grass.