Bastbottip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest shark.

Bastbottip created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastbottip, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bastbottip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bastbottip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bastbottip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill bats.