Mipdapontrull Rut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying wolf.

Mipdapontrull Rut created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Mipdapontrull Rut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mipdapontrull Rut, he will strike you with lightening.

Mipdapontrull Rut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mipdapontrull Rut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never eat bark.