Gudrullman is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, quiet monkey.

Gudrullman created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Gudrullman, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gudrullman, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudrullman's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gudrullman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never mention bats.