Sabruttzigdum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless camel.

Sabruttzigdum created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabruttzigdum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabruttzigdum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabruttzigdum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sabruttzigdum's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sabruttzigdum first in all things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Pray towards the north.
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