Sabruttzigdum is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless
camel.
Sabruttzigdum created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabruttzigdum, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Sabruttzigdum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Sabruttzigdum's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Sabruttzigdum's Holy Commandments1. Put Sabruttzigdum first in all things.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.
4. Always help sick snakes.
5. Pray towards the north.