Narlkondab Cadjamzogtof Fitcapflap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, resourceful raven.

Narlkondab Cadjamzogtof Fitcapflap created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narlkondab Cadjamzogtof Fitcapflap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Narlkondab Cadjamzogtof Fitcapflap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Narlkondab Cadjamzogtof Fitcapflap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Narlkondab Cadjamzogtof Fitcapflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never skip near porpoises.