Lamcitpak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous fox.

Lamcitpak created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamcitpak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lamcitpak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lamcitpak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Lamcitpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.