Vonkjincedfudtetti Rulstipbapnurl Kencedquafbisswegdoggon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, emotional dragonfly.

Vonkjincedfudtetti Rulstipbapnurl Kencedquafbisswegdoggon created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkjincedfudtetti Rulstipbapnurl Kencedquafbisswegdoggon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vonkjincedfudtetti Rulstipbapnurl Kencedquafbisswegdoggon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vonkjincedfudtetti Rulstipbapnurl Kencedquafbisswegdoggon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vonkjincedfudtetti Rulstipbapnurl Kencedquafbisswegdoggon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never think about gravity.