Wodfarnjam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive naga.

Wodfarnjam created a strange quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfarnjam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wodfarnjam, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wodfarnjam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wodfarnjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Wodfarnjam.

3. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed melons to hamsters while wearing turquoise rings.