Vogbastgan Watfabnel is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy fish.

Vogbastgan Watfabnel created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogbastgan Watfabnel, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogbastgan Watfabnel, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vogbastgan Watfabnel's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vogbastgan Watfabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vogbastgan Watfabnel's priests.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.