Getlarglarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering raven.

Getlarglarg created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Getlarglarg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Getlarglarg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getlarglarg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Getlarglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear hats.