Migfagdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful swallow.

Migfagdum created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migfagdum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Migfagdum, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Migfagdum's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Migfagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing black coats.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. You must pray to Migfagdum four times a day.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never paint your back cyan.