Busjanbog Hascimwip is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, effective
goblin.
Busjanbog Hascimwip created life eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Busjanbog Hascimwip, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Busjanbog Hascimwip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Busjanbog Hascimwip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Busjanbog Hascimwip's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never think ill of sick pigs.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.