Volzigfomnarvidbessdod is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, unthoughtful
otter.
Volzigfomnarvidbessdod created carbon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Volzigfomnarvidbessdod, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Volzigfomnarvidbessdod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Volzigfomnarvidbessdod's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Volzigfomnarvidbessdod's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.