Japfadpin Lungepgum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, calm raven.

Japfadpin Lungepgum created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Japfadpin Lungepgum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Japfadpin Lungepgum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Japfadpin Lungepgum's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Japfadpin Lungepgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Always obey Japfadpin Lungepgum's priests.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help doves in need.