Cubtinshav is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured unicorn.

Cubtinshav created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubtinshav, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cubtinshav, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cubtinshav's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cubtinshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.