Fonhenzim is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic
turtle.
Fonhenzim created everything that exists two million years ago.
If you believe in
Fonhenzim, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Fonhenzim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Fonhenzim's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Fonhenzim's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
2. Never think about planets.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Fonhenzim.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.