Rigyikstikvog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, passionate whale.

Rigyikstikvog created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigyikstikvog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigyikstikvog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rigyikstikvog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rigyikstikvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Rigyikstikvog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not kill badgers.