Raggamsig is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, cheerful
pig.
Raggamsig created the cosmos six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Raggamsig, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Raggamsig, it will turn you into a goat.
Raggamsig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Raggamsig's Holy Commandments1. Always help aardvarks in need.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always help birds.
5. Never wear coats.