Raggamsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful pig.

Raggamsig created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raggamsig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raggamsig, it will turn you into a goat.

Raggamsig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Raggamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help birds.

5. Never wear coats.