Farlaglag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish coyote.

Farlaglag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farlaglag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Farlaglag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Farlaglag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Farlaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine badgers approach from the east.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.