Venboggep is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able yak.

Venboggep created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Venboggep, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Venboggep, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Venboggep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Venboggep's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Venboggep on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never feed peanuts to turtles while wearing indigo shorts.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venboggep.
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