Minhivquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid crow.

Minhivquaf created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minhivquaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Minhivquaf, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Minhivquaf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Minhivquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Minhivquaf.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minhivquaf.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.