Monpibquat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying ant.

Monpibquat created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monpibquat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Monpibquat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Monpibquat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Monpibquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if four doves approach from the west.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Monpibquat loves bats, so they must be honoured.