Honpodmet Cat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic crab.

Honpodmet Cat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Honpodmet Cat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honpodmet Cat, it will curse you with boils.

Honpodmet Cat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Honpodmet Cat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sit near mice.

5. Never sing in holy places.