Cityogced is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy camel.

Cityogced created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cityogced, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cityogced, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Cityogced's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cityogced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Cityogced three times a day.

4. Never wear turquoise jumpers.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.