Vogflancabab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair rhinoceros.

Vogflancabab created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogflancabab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogflancabab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vogflancabab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vogflancabab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Run away if three snails approach from the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always take life seriously.