Vogcedster Cebsaffag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow human.

Vogcedster Cebsaffag created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vogcedster Cebsaffag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vogcedster Cebsaffag, it will think nothing of it.

Vogcedster Cebsaffag's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vogcedster Cebsaffag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Always treat frogs with great respect.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.

5. Put Vogcedster Cebsaffag first in all things.