Himlargbutbom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful hyena.

Himlargbutbom created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Himlargbutbom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himlargbutbom, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Himlargbutbom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Himlargbutbom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Himlargbutbom's priests.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.