Bopgomyik is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise penguin.

Bopgomyik created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgomyik, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bopgomyik, he will turn you into a frog.

Bopgomyik's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bopgomyik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopgomyik.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Bopgomyik.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bopgomyik on top of all buildings.