Tiksatgeb is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy
dove.
Tiksatgeb created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tiksatgeb, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Tiksatgeb, she will turn you into a sheep.
Tiksatgeb's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Tiksatgeb's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Always help foxes in need.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Never wear boots.