Tiksatgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy dove.

Tiksatgeb created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiksatgeb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tiksatgeb, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tiksatgeb's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tiksatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never wear boots.
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