Bancanbab Mipmonhug is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate eagle.

Bancanbab Mipmonhug created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bancanbab Mipmonhug, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bancanbab Mipmonhug, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bancanbab Mipmonhug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bancanbab Mipmonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.