Camominflow is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, weak jackal.

Camominflow created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camominflow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Camominflow, he will ignore you.

Camominflow's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Camominflow's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Camominflow.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if five porpoises approach from the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.