Cutcarbim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless crane.

Cutcarbim created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcarbim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutcarbim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cutcarbim's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cutcarbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.