Lanbaprig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, capable dove.

Lanbaprig created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbaprig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lanbaprig, he will turn you into a worm.

Lanbaprig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Lanbaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lanbaprig.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not cook food in pots.