Honhanbass is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak meerkat.

Honhanbass created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honhanbass, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Honhanbass, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Honhanbass' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Honhanbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away from mauve aardvarks, for they are unholy.