Kamlitfod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited cobra.

Kamlitfod created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamlitfod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kamlitfod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Kamlitfod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kamlitfod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Kamlitfod's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect your elders.