Tipdibsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, staggering yak.

Tipdibsab created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdibsab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tipdibsab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tipdibsab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tipdibsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to mice while wearing fawn shorts.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.