Pidvogruttnat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unfair crab.

Pidvogruttnat created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidvogruttnat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidvogruttnat, it will turn you into a goat.

Pidvogruttnat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pidvogruttnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never mention rats.

3. Worship no other gods but Pidvogruttnat.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. You must love Pidvogruttnat.