Sinfigvig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient hummingbird.

Sinfigvig created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinfigvig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sinfigvig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sinfigvig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Sinfigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinfigvig.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Sinfigvig.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.