Tettived is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent badger.

Tettived created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettived, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tettived, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tettived's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tettived's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo kilts.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettived.

5. Retreat if three doves approach from the south.